jane and dirk though i’m pissing myself
we discussed this
gay and brittish
D i c k
R i d e r
NICK CAGE IS YOUR NAME
"Ham and motherfucker"
"Can I marry the ham"
"MAD PIRACY YO"
I love this.
Let’s be frank,
we’re all creepy strangers on the internet that don’t know shit about each other.
Reblog with your birthday so your followers know when to send you some nice birthday themed mail!
Deadpool is literally just an adult-sized toddler with murderous tendencies and is kinda reckless because of his infinite regeneration.
Poor deer all he wanted to do was wear his sweater
You forgot about the zipper in the back, silly deer.
You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
No. Everything you just said was insane and we are out of time.
"…but you have to buy most of the options"
My mom sent me an email with the subject “extremely cute mouse” and inside was this.
"The device, worn around one’s wrist, works essentially like two extra fingers adjacent to the pinky and thumb. The robot, which the researchers have dubbed "supernumerary robotic fingers," or "SR fingers," consists of actuators linked together to exert forces as strong as those of human fingers during a grasping motion."
Robot tech, YES.
Here’s a 20 second pixel doodle I made a while back.
It’s supposed to be William.
Yeah I dunno.
People can draw their OCs with mine.
All I ask is that you respect my OCs, ya know? Keep their sexual preferences in mind (if it’s naughty art), and don’t draw them in anything horrible or disgusting. No rapey, nasty, violent fetishes please.
If you’re ever unsure about what is OK or not, JUST ASK ME. I’m more then happy to clear up any confusion.
Seconded, especially when it comes to nsfw stuff.
A FUN GAME:
PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB
"Sure, Nonnie. I have no problems with giving a hug to someone who needs one."
The cat smiles and opens his arms for the Anon.
((Gah, I really need to get new reaction icons. =>~<;;=))
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
Half-Life Scientist, is that you?